Excel 97- Killer Bugs
1. Start a blank worksheet
2. Right click the...
Computers Jokes
Windows 95
A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running ...
Silicon Valley Monkeys
A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store lo...
Redneck computer term
Rom - Where the pope lives.
Bill Gates' Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his we...
From the ancient tom
Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard,...
Signs that You Have Had Too Much of the 90's
You try to enter your password on the microwav...
If AOL was a city
1. You'd live in a place where no two people h...
If Restaurants Functioned
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Pa...
MS TV Dinner
MICROSOFT TV DINNER PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS You m...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows ...
Error Messages
Error Messages
''The world will end in 5 mi...
How long have you been in business?
'Jane's' job includes opening mail for her emp...
Ten Little Gigabytes
Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caug...
A husband with a computer addiction
My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter v...
Hard Day at Work
The businessman dragged himself home and barel...
NEWS: Windows 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official re...
Types of computer viruses
Federal bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard di...
Types of computer viruses
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes ou...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer's first sign of old age? ...
The toylet
why did piglet look in the toylet
...
Microsoft Programmer
A woman had been married three times and was s...
An IBM acronym
IBM: International Brotherhood of Magicians
Engineers Won't Say This...
1. Debug code developed 4 years ago for a rush...
New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies
1. I will try to figure out why I *really* nee...