Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

If this company ran Christmas...


If Sony ran Christmas...Their Personal Xmas-in...

Technological Doctor


One day, a man complained to his friend, "My e...

Help for Internet


Hello.
Yes, you. You, looking at this screen ...

Addicted to AOL!


1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do yo...

Haiku Error Messages


Some winners of the Salon http://www.salon1999...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Identical Blue Men

Y2K Status Report


"Our staff has completed the 3 years of work o...

Sign Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker


-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,...

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UNIX expert


How does a UNIX expert have sex?


Unzip; stri...

The Snow White Ad!


Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in...

Computer lingo guide


Screen - What is a must during black fly season

Wrong email address


A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida ...

Types of computer viruses


Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, sc...

Amish Computer Virus


AMISH VIRUS:


You have just received the Amis...

Beware of new virus


Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive sud...

Win 95 & 98 -- La Differance


Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 a...

Microsoft Crystal Ba


Q: Did you hear about the Microsoft crystal ba...

Programming Humor


A programmer had been missing from work for ov...

If Microsoft was Jewish


1. Instead of getting a "General Protection Fa...

The Hollywood/English Dictionary


VERBS:


to schmooze = befriend scum
to pitch...

Are Computers Male or Female?


As you are aware, ships have long been charact...

Floppy disks


Caring for floppy disks


ORIGAMI
Art of pape...

Computers - Male or Female


Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomo...

Extrovert


How do you tell an extrovert computer scientis...