Are you having a hard time finding the right gift for the computer addict whose PC has everything? Not another Dilbert necktie, or King's Quest XLVIII. Try one of these:
- CD-ROM rewinder. (For blondes only.)
- Virtual reality beer.
- NoseBlaster smell card -- the latest in multi-media technology. The deluxe version comes with direct-feed nostril tubes for the ultimate in virtual olfactory experience.
- True-Type font modeled on my handwriting. The last word in non-reversible encryption. (May not be exported from the country.)
- 72-inch monitor.
- 20-foot mouse extension cord
- a must for the 72-inch monitor.
- Michael Jackson-to-Michael Jackson Morph screen saver -- endless variations.
- Bedpan -- Why leave your computer just for that? (Not for use with NoseBlaster.)
- The secret to what this emoticon means - }:{o
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