Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

The techno terms dictionary


STATE-OF-THE-ARTAny computer you can't afford....

Types of computer viruses


Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive sud...

An IBM acronym


IBM: It's Being Mended

Programmer & Prostitute


Q: What did the computer programmer say to the...

Upgrading from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.


Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded Gir...

COBOL Programmer and the Year 2000


There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid t...

Weathermen Are Nuts


Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts...

Great Writer


There was once a young man who, in his youth, ...

A tech get drafted!


One of Microsoft Network's finest support tech...

Modern-time maxims for the Internet


Modern-time maxims for the Internet age
Home ...

Green


Q: If you've got a green ball in your left han...

Just Too Stupid


Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Custom...

Error writer


There was once a young man who, in his youth, ...

Classic Oxymoron


Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the ...

Programmer And An Engineer


A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next...

Computer Monkeys


A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looki...

Australian Thesaurus of Computer Terminology


Australian Thesaurus of Computer Terminology

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Michel jackson


knock kncok
whos there
lil boy blue
lil boy...

New Beetle


Q: What should the vanity license plate of the...

Newbie computer user questions


'Newbie computer user questions'1. Compaq is c...

Engineer Bashing


Q: When does a person decide to become an engi...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Itty Bitty Machines

The Mouse


Why didn't the mouse cross the road?


It's co...

The programmer's cheer


Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, ...

Bill Gates and GMC


Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft and GMC i...