Windows 98 Source Code

/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1998 */


#include "win31.h"


#include "win95.h"


#include "evenmore.h"


#include "oldstuff.h"


#include "billrulz.h"


#define INSTALL = HARD


char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main()


{ while(!CRASHED)


{ display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop();


if (first_time_installation)


{ make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff();


if (still_not_crashed)


{ display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop();


}


}


if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();


if (fast_cpu())


{ set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); }


/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */


/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */


printf("Welcome to Windows 98");


if (system_ok())


{ bsod(random_err()); crash(to_dos_prompt); } else system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something)


{ sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); }


create_general_protection_fault(); }