Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Ways to Torture Your Roommate


Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas


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Santa Claus


A few days after Christmas, my six-year-old so...

12 Days of Christmas sent from Mexico


On the first day of Christmas my true love sen...

You go to Wal-Mart to


You go to Wal-Mart to people watch.You recycle...

The strange Christmas scene


In a small southern town there was a "Nativity...

Avoiding the Crowds


It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a me...

Christmas Carol Parrot


A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday...

Martha Stewart's Christmas letter to Erma Bombeck


Hi Erma,This perfectly delightful note is bein...

The Gift That Keeps on Giving


Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been ...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, ...

The Cheese Grater


A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese ...

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�Include your children when baking cookies!


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Worst Christmas Joke in the World.... Ever


A Russian couple were walking down the street ...

Vow of Silence


Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in ...

If this company ran Christmas...


If IBM ran Christmas...They would want one big...

Redneck quickies 2


You might be a redneck if...


Your home has m...

Thin People Don't


By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1...

Ready for Parenting? Find out!


Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your ...

Kids at Christmas


It�s the day after Christmas and two kids are ...

Top 22 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's


22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting ...

Early Reindeer Retirement Package


TO: Public Release


RE: Organizational Change...

Wish You a Merry...Chrismukah?


Continuing the current trend of large-scale me...

True Insurance Claims


True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; T...

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect ...

90's Mentality Signs


* Cleaning up the dining area means getting th...