Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Seattle Thanksgiving Day


SEATTLE'S TURKEY DAY ETIQUETTE It's been 145 y...

You might be an engineer if...


At Christmas, it goes without saying that you ...

Christmas tree better


When you are done with a Christmas tree you ca...

Squirrels in church


There were three country churches in a small T...

Knock Knock 11


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who...

Redneck quickies 7


You might be a redneck if...You refer to the t...

Redneck quickies 9


You might be a redneck if...Birds are attracte...

Redneck quickies 2


You might be a redneck if...Your home has more...

Redneck quickies 39


You might be a redneck if...


If you are 20 a...

The following are only learned from college


11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some...

Did you hear about the psychiatrist who gave...


Did you hear about the psychiatrist who gave h...

Dirty Santa


A young girl sat on Santa's knee. He said, "Wh...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowf...

Female Reindeer


Where do the female reindeer go when Santa and...

Christ did not say "Kill


Christ did not say "Kill trees for Christmas".

a Barbie from Santa


A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it...

Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.


Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:
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Top Ten Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid


10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stam...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the...

Fly Away!


A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a ...

Nite before Xmas - Net Style!


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

SEASON'S GREETINGS!


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

Between the Holidays


A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells t...

Perfect Couple


There was a perfect man who met a perfect woma...