Worst Christmas Joke in the World.... Ever

A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ''I think it's raining'', he said to his wife. ''No, that felt more like snow to me'', she replied. ''No, I'm sure it was just rain'', he said. Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing when they saw a communist party official walking toward them. ''Let's not fight about it'', the man said, ''Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing''. As the official approached, the man said, ''Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?'' ''It's raining, of course'', he replied, and walked on. But the woman insisted: ''I know that felt like snow!'' To which the man quietly replied: ''Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear''

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.