A few days after Christmas, my six-year-old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?"
"Well, what do you think?" I asked him.
He replied, "Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper..."
He thought for a minute, then said, "I'll tell you what ... you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let's just forget we ever had this talk!"
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