It�s the day after Christmas and two kids are comparing notes about what they got.
The first kid says, "What�d you get?"
The second kid replies, "Man, I made out! I got Pokemon stuff, Nintendo, a stereo, a bike and a whole lot more! What�d you get?"
"Oh, I just got a baseball glove and a bat," says the first kid.
"Wow, that�s pretty rough," says the second kid.
"Yeah, well, I�m not dying of cancer."
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Edited by Tantilazing
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