Car Jokes

Car Jokes

You're Passionate


Two police officers saw an old woman staggerin...

Children and Cars


Children in the back of the car cause accident...

Saving the Oppossum!


Late one night a couple is driving down a coun...

Insurance Claim Forms


TRUE EXTRACTS FROM UK INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS:

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Redneck Etiquette


- Redneck Driving Etiquette -
Dim your headli...

Redneck quickies 28


You might be a rednack if...


You've ever re-...

Thirty Minutes to a Cleaner House


You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your hou...

HIS and HERS Road Trip


HERS:


Pulls off at wrong exit.


opens win...

Back seat driver


An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell ph...

A Texan in England


A man from Texas was traveling in England and ...

All the strange names


One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driv...

My friend called his car insurance company


My friend called his car insurance company to ...

Redneck quickies 8


You might be a redneck if...You go to the fami...

Commuting to Work


A recent college graduate took a new job in a ...

Dumb Robbers


Criminal #1:
This guy in New York walks into ...

What a stupid mama!


Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked ca...

On-Line Too Long


You know you've been on-line too long when...
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3 Guys in heaven


There's these 3 guys driving in a car to go to...

Man Who Loved Baked Beans


Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a ...

Limo service


The limousine was taking a beautiful, raven-ha...

Having a Bad Day


There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, ...

Lipstick Stains


Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steer...

MAFIA Valetine Card Verses


My love for you... it came and went.
So your ...

You're a redneck ... your home has more


You're a redneck if.... Your home has more mil...

Highway 119


A police officer pulls over a car with a young...