A man from Texas was traveling in England and had a car
accident. He was unconcious and was rushed to the hospital.
When he woke up and saw himself hooked up to all the machines he
asked the nurse, "Did they bring me here to die?" She responded,
"No, Sir, they brought you here yesterdie."
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