Tragedy
David beckham is in a school and he goes into ...
Car Jokes
Arguing about the sign
A man was driving down a local street one day ...
Gas for Brains
If gas were brains you wouldn't be able to pow...
Yo mamma so stupid...
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Stick shift
"Darling," a husband whispered to his wife lat...
Blondes in a car
Two blondes are in a car on their way to disne...
Here's your fee schedule
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about hi...
Ski Season Preparation
Ski season is here. The following is a list of...
Car Door,
There was Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese...
Bright Family
Dear Son:
I'm writing this letter slow beca...
Not His Day
A young, lonely guy driving across the country...
Full Stop
A police officer (who shall remain nameless) p...
The Jewish CIA
President Bush, newly elected, calls in the he...
Skiing Tips
This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare f...
Old Couple Arrived in Heaven
An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for al...
Can't trust Doctors
Charlie was once waiting at home for his wife ...
Mr Wong
Mr Wong goes to an optometrist to have his fai...
You have ever had to
You have ever had to stop at a car wash on the...
Blonde avoiding trees
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely b...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a s...
Final Respects
A foursome of men in their eighties was playin...
Men
Men are like car spaces, all the good ones are...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on th...
20 year anniversary
A woman awakes during the night to find that h...
Wedding practical joke
Laughing gas in balloonsAt a friend's wedding,...