3 Guys in heaven

There's these 3 guys driving in a car to go to Alabama:
Bob, John, and Stan. Along the way they stop at a bar and get
really drunk, but they keep on driving anyway. After about five
minutes, they have an accident and they all die. They get to
Heaven, and are greeted by St.Peter. John steps up and talks to
St.Peter who says to John:


"All people who go into heaven must have a vehicle, Heavens a
big place. Answer this question: How many times have you cheated
on your wife, and how long have you been married?" To which John
replies:
"I've been married three years and cheated 183 times" So
St.Peter gives him a Ford Pinto.


Then the Stan guy steps up...
"All people who go into heaven must have a vehicle, Heavens a
big place. Answer this question: How many times have you cheated
on your wife, and how long have you been married?" Stan replies:
"I've been marries 26 years, and cheated 59 times. So St.Peter
gives him a Mazda Miadda.


Finally Bob steps up:
"All people who go into heaven must have a vehicle, Heavens a
big place. Answer this question: How many times have you cheated
on your wife, and how long have you been married?" And Bob
proudly says:
"I've been married 79 years and never cheated!!!" So St.Peter
gives him a Ferrari F-50.


The next day Stan and Jhon are driving around heaven, and they
spot Bob sitting on a curb looking very sad. They drive up to
him and ask why he's down, to which he replied:
"I just saw my wife on a skateboard!"