Driving While Intoxicated
It seems the gentleman had over-imbibed at a p...
Car Jokes
You Know You're From California When...
You Know You're From California When...
1. ...
A man with his pregnant wife
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant wi...
Bran Muffins
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for...
The lecture
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely...
TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
--Never take a beer to a job interview or ask ...
Never drink and drive
One night, a police officer was staking out a ...
Buy It Just Because
Husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:
1. - One ...
Yo mama so stupid...
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Speeding Blonde
One day while on patrol, a police officer pull...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of ...
Peaceful Death
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ...
Blonde on duty
there's this blonde,she works at a police stat...
Stupid Tourists
Last Sunday's edition of the Union-Leader feat...
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
--Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles...
The Snail
A few years back, there was a depressed snail....
Just before Rosh Hashana, a team of terrorists...
Just before Rosh Hashana, a team of terrorists...
Darwin Award Winner
The Darwin Awards
The annual honor given to...
Locked out at Gas Station
One day a blonde pulled up to a gas station to...
Two Best Friends
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date ...
Jeep
During training exercises, the lieutenant who ...
Random Thoughts
When I die I want to go peacefully, in my slee...
Fat chick
A highway patrolman pulls over a driver who's ...
Eatin Pizza
A man and his girlfriend were sitting in the b...