HIS and HERS Road Trip

HERS:


Pulls off at wrong exit.


opens window


asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer


Arrives at destination presently.


HIS:


Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.


Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.


Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.


Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air


Pulls up to a 7 -11


Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky


Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.


Gets back into car.


Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.


Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.


Almost hits a deer


Curses the night


Curses you


Curses the large slurpee


Drives and fiddles with radio.


Yells at you for suggesting the map again


Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.


He hates your sister.


Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel


He had to look up pernicious.


Couldn't find a dictionary.


Finally found a dictionary


Couldn't spell pernicious.


Seethes at the memory of it all


But she is laughing inside...


And of course you're still lost.