A highway patrolman pulls over a driver who's zigzagging his way across the road at 100 m.p.h.
"Sir, have you been drinking tonight?" the cop asks.
"What makes you say that officer?" the motorist replies. "Is there a fat chick in my car?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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