A few years back, there was a depressed snail. He was sick of
always being last in lines and being passed up by all of the
other "fast" animals.
So, he went to a car dealership and bought a red mustang. After
purchasing the car, he took it straight to the body shop.
He told the detailer to paint a big "S" on the hood of the car.
You know why he did that?
Because he wanted the people who saw him driving the mustang to
say, "Look at that "S-Car-Go!"
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