A man with his pregnant wife

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when
his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw
his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bedside.


He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry,
everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a
real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife
were unconscious, I named them for you."


The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said
with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"


The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise�.


The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty name! What did you come up
with for my son?"


The brother replied, "Denephew�.