A flat excuse
Two college seniors had a week of exams coming...
Car Jokes
Yo mamma's so fat!
Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaw...
Dogs and Men
1. How Dogs and Men Are the SameBoth take up t...
Scratch
DAD - Son, come in here, we need to talk.
SO...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...
70's Children
You know you're approaching 30 when...
You l...
Speed limit
A police officer pulls over a car with a young...
Paddy man?
Paddy Irish man, Paddy scotish man and Paddy F...
Divorced Barbie
A man was driving home from work one evening w...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...
Instructions for the guys:
1. Pull up to ATM
...
When is a Car not a Car???
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into ...
How to Annoy Other People -- or just have fun at the expense of others
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, ...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week...
Dad: Son,...
Why so stupid?
Who Says a "Blonde" is Stupid? When she took m...
You Might Be a Redneck If...
- You think "loading the dishwasher" means get...
You're a redneck ... you won't stop at
You're a redneck if.... You won't stop at a re...
Football riddles
Q: What do you call a Viking with a superbowl ...
Cheap car
A woman was looking for a used car to buy and ...
BOY IN A HAUNTED HOUSE
ONE DAY A PERSON WENT INTO A TOWN AND SAW A H...
Kissame
Aman and his wife were driving their car acros...
Clocks in Heaven
As he walked through the pearly gates, the man...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were dri...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready ...
Carreer move for the gynecologist
A gynecologist decides to quit his job to fufi...
What Would You Say?
Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, ...