ONE DAY A PERSON WENT INTO A TOWN AND SAW A HAUNTED HOUSE AND THE PERSON WALKED UP TO THE HOUSE AND WENT INSIDE HE HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!"AND THE PERSON RAN OUT WENT TO HIS CAR AND CALLED THE POLICE THE POLICE CAME AND SENT ONE COP IN WHEN THE COP CAME IN HE HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!" SO THAT COP RAN OUT ANOTHER COP CAME IN AND HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!"SO THAT COP RAN OUT ANOTHER COP CAME IN AND HEARD A VOICE SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!" SO HE RAN OUT AND FINALLY ALL THE COPS CAME IN AND THEY HEARD A VOICE SAYING" I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!" THEY LOOKED AND LOOKED AND ONE COP OPENED A CLOSET AND SAW A BOY PICKING HIS NOSE AND SAYING "I"M GONNA GET YOU I"M GONNA EAT YOU!"
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