Paddy Irish man, Paddy scotish man and Paddy Fat man where
caught smuggling on a far contry.
As a result they where deserted on a deserted island and all
given the chosse of somthing to bring with them.
MAN; so paddy Irish man what would you like.
PADDY IRISH MAN; A car door.
MAN; Why?
PADDY IRAISH MAN; So I won't dehidrate
(he turns to paddy scotish man)
MAN; What would you like?
PADDY SCOTTISH MAN; Sun tan lotion.
MAN; Why?
PADDY SCOTISH MAN; So I won't burn.
(turns to paddy fat man)
MAN; And you?
PADDY FAT MAN; A car door
MAN; Why?
PADDY FAT MAN; So when it gets to hot I can role down the
window.
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