Car Jokes

Car Jokes

New virus's


DANGER: new viruses discovered!:


Turner Vir...

Cross-examined


An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he ...

Car Trouble


My wife telephoned me because she couldn�t get...

Did you here about the


Did you here about the ten foot tall 390 pound...

Lost It All


A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all -...

Some sick Medical Riddles


Q: Did you hear about the call girl that had t...

Fine for Parking


This Isrishman went to Bangor, North Wales, fo...

A Blonde Visit to D.C.


A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the f...

Kennedy and Lincoln


Dont know how much of it is accurate...


Abra...

Bird on the windshield


One day, a guy was on his way home from work w...

Murphy's Laws For Law Enforcement


1.Bullet Proof' vests aren't.


2.The bigger ...

Pakis


How many pakis can you get in a car?


5
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Driver?


There is a spanish guy and a black guy in a ca...

Free Ride Home


Two girls left the country club late after a g...

One day, many years


One day, many years after the Clinton scandal,...

Some funny signs


Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Mass-"Sleep w...

Handy Arab Phrases


Useful Phrases To Know When Traveling Through ...

Farting


When not to Fart: 1. In a crowded elevator2. O...

Motor Accident


A policeman arrives at the scene of an acciden...

Drivers Identity by Location


How to identify where a driver is from...


On...

Actual Job Application


This is an actual job application someone subm...

Better than old days


A couple married forty years were revisiting t...

Another farmers daughter


There was a traveling salesman whose car becam...

Irish Delecacy


There once was a lowly snail, who was busily c...

Redneck quickies 4


You might be a redneck if...


Fewer than half...