Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Squirrel Revenge


There's a man trying to cross the street. As h...

Knitting Blonde


A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a spee...

The Nice Cop


A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on ...

Aunty's letter


Dear Sanju baba,


I'm writting this slow bec...

Day Off


A blonde was at work and asked her boss if she...

Bosnian Quarterback


Al Davis had finally put together the perfect ...

The blondes road trip


A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go for a r...

Thinks he's me


A man had been drinking at the bar for hours w...

You may be a Jewish Redneck


1. You light your shabbos candles from your c...

Funny signs


Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, ...

You've been to a funeral


You've been to a funeral and there were more p...

Run over the rooster


A man was driving down a quiet country lane wh...

You might be an ENGINEER if...


YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
The only jokes...

Top 25 Classic Country Songs


25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm ...

More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots


1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-ye...

Ha ha ha


your mama is so dumd that she got run over by ...

The 2000 Darwin


The 2000 Darwin awards!(16 August 1999, German...

Double Take Signs


On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant -"Blac...

Losing the Car's


I have a friend who filled his car with gas at...

Twenty Years


A woman awoke during the night to find that he...

Sorry Sister


A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swer...

Classes For Women


Women think they already know everything, but ...

Car salesmen are overused....


Car salesmen are overused.

Corporate Lesson 2


Subject: Corporate Lessons


Corporate lesson ...

I took the key and manually unlocked the door.


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping...