1. You light your shabbos candles from your cigarette2. Your belt buckle is bigger than a yarmulke3. Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of Haman's name4. You have a gun rack in your sukkah5. You think KKK is a symbol for Really Really Kosher6. You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish Law7. You don't ride on shabbat because your car is up on blocks8. When someone shouts l'chaim you respond l'howdy9. You are saving a bottle of Mogen David for some special occasion10. You think a good Bar Mitzvah gift is time shared on your hunting lease.
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