Subject: Corporate Lessons
Corporate lesson 2
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped
and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and
nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand
up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, 'Father, remember psalm
129?' The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to
remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further
on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again Said, 'Father, remember psalm 129?' Once again the
priest`apologized.'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and
went
on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a
bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will
find glory.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity!
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