Funny signs

Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


At a military hospital door to endoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in."


On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."


On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."


At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."


Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"


At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?"


At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."


On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."


In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."


At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."


In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."


On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."


At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet .... miss car payment."


Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary we hear you coming."


In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."


In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."


At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."


And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."


Submitted by Sai1ram
Edited by Yisman