Double Take Signs

On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant -"Blackened bluefish."


In a Maine restaurant - "Open seven days a week and weekends."


On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store - "Thirty-eight
years on the same spot."


On a New York convalescent home - "For the sick and tired of the
Episcopal Church."


Outside a country shop in West Virginia - "We buy junk and sell
antiques."


In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store - "15 men's wool
suits - $100 -They won't last an hour!"


A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago - "Do
not activate with wet hands."


In a New York restaurant - "Customers who find our waitresses
rude ought to see the manager."


In the offices of a New Jersey loan company -"Ask about our
plans for owning your home."


In the window of an Oregon general store - "Why go elsewhere to
be cheated, when you can come here?"


In downtown Boston - "Callahan Tunnel - NO END."


On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon - "Are you an adult
that cannot read? If so, we can help."


On a Tennessee highway - "Take notice: when this sign is under
water, this road is impassable."


On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut - "No
trespassing without permission."


In a New York medical building - "Mental Health Prevention
Center"


SIGNS THAT MAKE YOU STOP AND WONDER


At a number of US military bases - "Restricted to unauthorized
personnel."


In a Florida maternity ward - "No children allowed."


In front of a New Hampshire car wash - "If you can't read this,
it's time to wash your car."


In a Los Angeles clothing store - "Wonderful bargains for men
with 16 and 17 necks."


In a Texas funeral parlor - "Ask about our layaway plan."