Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Man, Woman, Santa?


Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and San...

75th Floor Apartment


Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention tog...

It's Dark in Here


A married woman is having an affair. meanwhile...

The Screw...


It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick...

Farmer's Daughters


Ok, there's a farmer and he has 3 teenage daug...

Dogg


A blonde dies her hair brown.
She is drivin...

The Blonde and the boat


One day a blonde was driving down the street a...

Drunk Blonde


A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and...

Career Move


A gynecologist decides that he'd had it with g...

Just before Rosh Hashana, a


Just before Rosh Hashana, a team of terrorists...

Car Trouble


My wife telephoned me because she couldn�t get...

Makes you think?


Why do tugboats push their barges?


Why do we...

THE BRIBE


An eight year old boy is walking down the road...

Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims


Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice th...

An Unlikely Stop


A policeman was patrolling a local parking spo...

Blonde row boat


two blondes went out in there new convertable,...

Too much coffee


YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...

New driver's license


Martin had just received his brand new drivers...

Irishman


Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is th...

LA SECRETAR�A DE LA DEFENSA


LA SECRETAR�A DE LA DEFENSA NACIONAL, CONVOCA:...

Alzheimer Disease


One day a guy named Bill walked over to his fr...

Kennedy vs. Lincoln


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in l84...

Lawyer hit by a car


A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the free...

Make it out of a desert


An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were...

A Cat's Guide To Human Beings


Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?


So you...