Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The Quickie


Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pu...

Join the Force.


A young man was taking a verbal test to join t...

Bingo


A wife comes home at 3am and her husband meets...

Shared Decision Making


My wife and I have an agreement that works... ...

The Job Interview


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

More Hollywood Sequels


*"Being John McEnroe" People line up to see wh...

Caught Speeding.


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speedin...

Degree Courses for Women


1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman...

Blonde in a Car


A blonde walked into a gas station and told th...

Sons Devoted to Mom


Three sons left home to make their fortunes, a...

Eternal Marriage


On their way to a justice of the peace to get ...

Drunk driver?


A cop waited outside a popular pub hoping to n...

car pool


How does the blonde car pool work?They all mee...

An Actual Job Application


This is an actual job application someone subm...

Photo from Automated Speed Trap


A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automa...

Morris, a Russian man saves his rubles for...


Morris, a Russian man saves his rubles for twe...

Signs You're On A Bad Date


From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, ...

I believe for every drop


I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a...

Dumb One


I once knew a blonde who sold her car for gas ...

Give an example of tragedy


Winston Peters is visiting a school.
In one c...

College classes for women


New College Courses for Women


1. Silence, th...

Blondes on holiday


there are three blondes in a car going to disn...

Corn Field


One day a blonde was driving along the road an...

If Men Really Ruled


IF MEN REALLY DID RULE THE WORLD...Any fake ph...

Nice Legs


A bumper sticker seen on car:


nice legs........