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Car Jokes
To Identify Where Drivers Are From
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her ca...
911 Turbo
A very self-important young man goes out and b...
The woman is on fire
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, ...
Stupid drunk blonde
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves ...
Car ride
a blond,red head, black and a brunett went for...
Escargot
There once was a lowly snail, who was busily c...
ATM
The Differences:
HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2....
Did you near about the
Did you near about the new Jewish car?
It s...
Dad won't say
Ten things that dads probably don't say too of...
The Top 16 Signs You've Had Too Much to Drink
16> The pants you just wet are not your own...
Murphy's Laws /
Murphys 1st Law: If anything can go wrong, it ...
The Three Irishmen
One day three blondes were in a car and they w...
Best ones
Yo Mamas so fat
Yo mamas so fat that the on...
I Need an Ambulance
This is a call that came into the 911 emergenc...
Car in Heaven
Three guys died; when they got to the pearly g...
Lipstick on Steering Wheel
Why was there lipstick on the steering wheel o...
U might be a redneck
u might be a redneck if u have ever compared t...
The Golden Toilet
A group of guys are on their way to a party, b...
Expensive Fishing Tr
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They re...
Car Troubles
Lisa was out driving her car and while stopped...
Divorded Barbie
A man was driving home from work one evening w...
Louder horn
A note was left on a car that had been given t...
Oops
one day a man came to a new town, wentto the l...