Car Jokes

Car Jokes

You might be a redneck


You're a redneck if... -You have more fingers ...

Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.


ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!


1. A friend sto...

Estaban en un coche una


Estaban en un coche una vieja, una chica que e...

You think Hamlet is on


You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfas...

Roll Down the Window


There was three girls a brown head, a red head...

College Courses for Women


1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no wom...

The Taxi Ride.


A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York...

Types of computer viruses


Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify becaus...

101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email)


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the...

Redneck quickies 3


You might be a redneck if...


You've totaled ...

Patatoes


There were three girls in a car. One was a red...

The Law Abiding Citizen


A man was driving down the road with a lady pa...

Yo mama so poor...


Yo mama so poor, I stepped on her old banged-u...

The Old Lady's Car Jacking!


An elderly lady did her shopping and upon retu...

A blonde male


Three business men were sitting in a bar, drin...

Blonde's new car


A blonde just bought a new $80,000 sports car....

On February 3, 1990, a


On February 3, 1990, a Renton (Seattle area) m...

In September, according to police in Junction...


In September, according to police in Junction ...

Car crash


Q. why is womans kinckers like a car crash?

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Kid Readiness Test


How to know whether or not you are ready to ha...

Redneck quickies 33


You might be a redneck if...When you put your ...

You have spent more on


You have spent more on your pickup truck than ...

Cark Wreck


A man was driving to work when a truck ran a s...

New rear-engine European car.


Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine E...

Just A Juggalo


A man is driving home, when is pulled over by ...