To Identify Where Drivers Are From

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York


One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago


One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston


One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California
*with gun in lap: L.A.


Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in California.


Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy


One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
on brake, mind on game: Seattle


One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the
brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male


One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping
speed steadily at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road
unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on
the left side of the road: Texas country male


One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show
different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse,
brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on
the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver
with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:
Texas female


Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes
constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible
emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado


One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand
waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a
careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to
come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other
motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a
car with Texas plate.


Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West
Virginia male.


Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who
is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas