Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Snowstorm


It was snowing heavily and blowing to the poin...

BIRTH OF A HAMSTER


I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Her...

Golfing Couple


An older couple is playing in the annual club ...

Don't help dear


An old Montana rancher hates wearing his seat ...

trucker and a blonde


one day a blonde was driving along when she so...

Midnight Patrol


A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a ...

Three Engineers


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

How is a man like a used car?


Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. Both are ...

Keys locked in the car by a Blonde


Two blondes are locked out of their car. They ...

Stop!!


What did the stop-light say to the car?


Don...

Nice Car!


A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight n...

Starting wage


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

Going to the Gynecologist


A radio station routinely paid money for peopl...

La rastra es un tipo


La rastra es un tipo de cintur�n que usan los ...

Lawyer raod kill


A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swer...

Bumper Stickers


Here are some sayings that would make good bum...

Women Drivers


A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely b...

Biggest Hotel Bill


A husband and wife are traveling by car from A...

You just might be a Red Neck if . . . . .


You just might be a Red Neck if You've ever us...

Decoy


Staking out a notoriously rowdy bar for possib...

More leg-room!


Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof...

Who is driving?


Q: If there is a Mexican and a Black man in a ...

Yo!! mama!!


Your mama! is so stupid she got hit by a parke...

Mexican & White


Q. What do you get when you cross a Mexican wi...

If at first you don't


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is no...