U might be a redneck

u might be a redneck if u have ever compared the size of your wiener with your dogs.


u might be a redneck if you have a cobard full of sauce packets form fast food restaurants.


u might be a redneck if u are married to your cousin and didnt know it.


you might be a redneck if u got your computer at a yard sale.


you might be a redneck if u hold your beer between your legs while driving.


you might be a redneck if u are still being breast fed.


you might be a redneck if u have a singing frog in every room.


you might be a redneck if when u kill a deer u say "whew i never fought that hard before."


you might be a redneck if u have a dish washer and still wash dishes in your sink.


you might be a redneck if your front door is card board.


you might be a redneck if u go to las vegas with a grand and come back with nothing.


you might be a redneck if you 30 and still living in your parents basement.


you might be a redneck if you are changing a electrical wire and you say "stand back and watch the sparks fly."


you might be a redneck if your family car is your tractor.