Yo Mamas so fat
Yo mamas so fat that the only thing keeping her from weightwatchers is the door.
Your mamas so fat that people mistaked her for the iceberg that sunk the titanic.
Your mamas so fat that when she goes to India instead of her riding the elephants the elephants ride her.
Your mamas so fat that when she hopped in the back of a car it flipped up and looked like it was doing wheelies.
Your mamas so fat that when she got crucified she crucified the wood.
Your mamas so fat that when she walks through the desert everywheres quicksand to her.
Your mamas so fat that when she said Im so hungry I could eat a horse, she wasnt lying.
Your mamas so fat that when she wanted to get baptized she had to get baptized in the pacific ocean.
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