one day a man came to a new town, wentto the library and said, "could i havea book on butterflys. i loooove butterflys."" the librarian screamed ""satan is here! everybody get him!"" so he ran & ran to the mueseum & said "" do you have a butterfly exibit?i loooove butterflys."" the man says ""satan is here! everybody get him!"" and the man runs and runs. then he goes to a bar & the bartender says ""you look like you got a problem. wanna talk about it?"" the man says ""all day i'v been trying to find stuff about butterflys and everyone calls me satan and chases me away."" then the man gets chased out into the street and gets hit by a car. what's the morel of this story? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > always look both ways before crossing the street. DUH!
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