A blond is driving down the road....
when a cop pulls her over for the tail light be...
Car Jokes
A priest and a rabbi buy a car, hereafter referred to as 'the automobile.'
[As told by John Oliver on 'The Daily Show with...
Engineer's Percentage
A Joke about Engineer's percentage in Projects:...
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend...
A man is driving his new mustang
home from work one day. He spots an incredibly ...
What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?
You can't make your van gogh.
I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from...
...but then I remembered the Alamo
Ford Focus
Sitting in traffic today waiting for the light ...
A man visits his doctor...
and asks him how to improve his sexual performa...
Be careful in traffic with your pasta car...
You wouldn't want it to get al dente.
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti..
She was right. The very premise is absurd.
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti...
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car.
It's a Jag.u.r.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...
In the ocean?
Bob.
At your door?
Matt.
Being th...
Car broke down.
While driving to work one day, a man's car brea...
This morning on the way to work...
This morning on the way to work I drove into th...
And you thought you were having a bad day . . .
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar,...
So there's this blonde...
and she's sick and tired of being stereotyped a...
What car brands mean
Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
Pontiac-Plan O...
What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?
Emission impossible
When I die.....
I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather di...
All the forest animals are having a big car show..
..shining their rims, getting ready to put thei...
3 guys driving on a highway
and gets pulled over by a police officer for sp...
My truck has been in and out of the shop...
for multiple issues ranging from windows to a t...
Five old ladies in a car . . .
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to c...