A Joke about Engineer's percentage in Projects:
An English and an Asian Engineers were friends at University. After Graduation, the Asian Visited the English... The English Engineer had a Well-decorated Big house and an expensive Car...
The Asian asked him: How did u get all this in such a short time.
English Engr: U see that Bridge?
Asian: Yeah... English: 10% of it is in my pocket
After Sometime, the English Visit the Asian... He was surprised to see, that he had Got a much more expensive car, and a big house than him...
He Asks the Asian: How did u get all this...
Asian: U see that Bridge?... English: No. I dont...
Asian: That whole bridge is in my pocket... :)
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