and gets pulled over by a police officer for speeding. When they stopped, the officer notices 2 guys in front and 1 guy sleeping at the back.
Officer: Hello, had to stop you because you were speeding. Can I see your license and registration please?
Driver: I dont have one - blatantly says the driver
Office: Ok can you step out of the car please?
Seeing what was happening, the second guy says, worried: Oh officer, dont pay him mind, he is just drunk, let us go.
Officer: What?
Startled by all the commotion, the guy in the back suddenly wakes up and asks in a confused voice: Are we over the border yet?
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