What do you call a guy with no arms or legs...

In the ocean?
Bob.
At your door?
Matt.
Being thrown out of a car?
Skip.
At a baseball game?
Chuck.
In a meat grinder?
Frank.
In your mailbox?
Bill.
On your wall?
Arty.
On a chalkboard?
Drew.
In a mug?
Joe.

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