What do you do when you see a space man?
Park the car, man.
Car Jokes
A man just got a car for his wife.
Now, thats what you call a fair trade.
A middle-aged man is driving through the mountains
and stops his car after seeing a little girl cr...
I invented something to keep the inside of my car quiet.
It fits right over her mouth.
A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines
All of these are from http://www.fun-with-words...
Three guys on a summer road trip…
As they were driving down a long desolate highw...
I think my wife is cheating on me
I've never talked about this before, but I real...
An elderly man who just retired
Went out and purchased a Porshe. He decided tha...
Percy Penguin is driving across the arctic
when suddenly his car grinds to a halt. Fortuna...
I rear-ended a car this morning...
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of ...
A blonde, brunette, and a red head... [OC]
So a blonde, brunette,and a red head are each f...
I rear-ended a car this morning...
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of ...
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.
Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's be...
I Knew It Was Going To Be a Bad Day
I rear-ended a car this morning.
The driver got...
I got hit by a rental car today.
It Hertz.
A Nobel laureate college professor gets a flat tire...
in front of a mental institution. He pulls over...
My car can only go 68...
if it goes 69 the engine blows a rod.
Four engineers in a car...
Four engineers are driving to a conference when...
Three software engineers...
...are riding in a truck that breaks down. They...
Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
Wisdom from Confucius
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who ...
A dog named joke
A dog named joke starts playing with his owners...
What's a New Zealander's favorite car?
The Kia Ora.
Male vs Female at the ATM...
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sig...
Police and Old Women
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to c...