My truck has been in and out of the shop...

for multiple issues ranging from windows to a tailgate, but what can I say she's lasted me almost 10 years now. Anyway the other day my girlfriend got her car stuck in the ditch. I pulled out of the driveway with my trusty truck and came to her rescue. My truck easily pulled out her little Dodge Neon and she continued driving as did I. Until my exhaust fell off. I pulled over and checked underneath the car to see that my frame was almost rusted through. I took it back to the shop and the mechanic said pretty much the only good thing left on my truck was the towing system he said "You've got 99 problems but a hitch ain't one."

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