A priest and a rabbi buy a car, hereafter referred to as 'the automobile.'

[As told by John Oliver on 'The Daily Show with John Oliver', June 25, 2013](http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/shows/thedailyshow?videoPackage=135821).

You gotta love lawyer jokes, by the way. Always prefaced with a lengthy
disclaimer pre-assigning the legal liabilities for any damages that the joke
might incur.

(1) The following joke, hereafter referred to as ‘the joke’ is provided solely to
amuse and entertain the intended listener. The joke teller expressly denies
any liability resulting from any offense, embarrassment, pain, and/or suffering
raised by said joke.

(2) The Joke. This joke, hereby provides notice to you that a Rabbi and a Priest,
pursuant to an oral agreement, jointly purchased a car, hereafter referred to
as ‘the automobile.’ After the said purchase, the Rabbi witnesses the Priest
sprinkling water on the automobile and asks, “What are you doing?” The Priest
allegedly responded that he was blessing the automobile. Although the
description of this statement is not intended to prove the truth of the matter
asserted nor to endorse the existence or effectiveness of the blessing. The Rabbi
replied, “Okay, since we’re doing that,” and takes out a hack-saw and cuts two
inches off the tail pipe.

(3) The joke teller reserves full rights concerning the repetition, dissemination,
and modification of said joke.

(4) I’m outta here!