Importance of Planning
Why planning is important?
One night four co...
Car Jokes
What did the bad shock tell the good shock?
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car jo...
Gynecologist visit
A woman was due for an appointment with the gyn...
Silly joke I made up today..
How did Pedro fix his car?
With Espana.
So I was watching an interview of Ronald Regan...
...and apparently he heard this joke from Gorba...
the most awkward time in my life
Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to ...
A rabbi and a priest stand on the side of the road...
A rabbi and a priest are standing on the side o...
A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead...
were driving down a desert road when the car ru...
Mikhail Gorbachev wakes up late after a long night of worrying about the fate of the USSR over a bottle of vodka.
He's so late, in fact, that he tells his slow-d...
Three men die and go to heaven
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet St. P...
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look I'm changing!
4 MBA students.
4 MBA students went out on a night before their...
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. [Long joke]
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight n...
James Bond crashes.
James Bond was driving his car with a very high...
Pink Clouds
Every time I this joke, I always tell it replac...
An Irish priest...
An Irish priest was driving to New York and got...
A man goes to China for a business trip November...
... And the hotel that he stays at is rather cl...
How I want to die...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my g...
Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes?
Whoa, he should really get out of the road!
I killed a squirrel once with a car.
Twice with a tennis racket.
The zookeeper and the penguins
A zookeeper drives to the airport to pick up a ...
Pearly Gates
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be adm...
a penguin is driving through Texas when ...
... his car engine suddenly sputters and dies....
The Crow Mystery
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Auth...
Guy walks into a taxidermists...
Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboar...