James Bond was driving his car with a very high speed when suddenly he lost control and went out of the road rolling down the hill.
After some time he woke up, slowly went out of the car and suddenly he saw an old man with white beard standing next to him. Bond beaten the dust out of his clothes fixed his hair and said his famous phrase:
- Bond, James Bond.
- I'm Peter - said the old man - Saint Peter.
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