A couple has a child, but it comes out as only a head...
They go home and place the head on their living...
Car Jokes
Why didn't the bike go to the car show?
Because he was two tired.
I was walking home today...
...and a group of boys in a car drove past me a...
My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg.
Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my h...
Did you guys read the article in the paper about what's been happening at the local supermarket?...
Well, in order to cut costs a week or so ago th...
The penguin joke (not the ice cream one)
So this guy is driving down the road with some ...
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
get in the car :P
So a while back the Pope went on a visit...
to a city. He was trying to get across town wit...
What was the victim of the car crash wearing?
A Casualty
(Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt)
100...
An oldie, but a goodie!
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Ar...
After i heard the the one about Abe and his wife trying to poison him... I remembered this one.
A Polish man from Chicago married a Wisconsin g...
B'dum tsss
A collection of jokes I have found over the yea...
Toy for a birthday.
A man went to a toy store in order to buy his d...
Bertie, Bessie, the Company, its Lawyer, and the Judge
A farmer named Bertie had a car accident. He wa...
From the AnnCoulter AMA...
Dogs are better than people and I can prove it:...
Scottish man at the ranch
A scottish man is visiting a texas oilman. They...
Did you hear about the clarinet player who left her clarinet in the backseat of her unlocked car?
When she got back, there were 14 more.
22 mph speed limit
Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catc...
Crime in multi-storey car parks.
That is wrong on so many different levels.
I'm really good with cars, man.
I can look at a car's headlights and tell you e...
How I got my car fixed.
So I'm sitting on the side of the road, car bro...
What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?
A Pink Car Nation!
I got a new car for my wife!
It was a great trade!
A boy goes for a bike ride.
A boy goes for a ride, taking his brand new bik...
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident...
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident...
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