Guy walks into a taxidermists with two cardboard boxes, one under each arm.
"Yes sir, can I help you?" Asks the taxidermist.
"I hope so" replies the guy "It's my two pet monkeys you see... they were out playing in the road yesterday and a car came swerving round the corner, and they weren't looking... and anyway they were both killed and I was wondering if you could take a look and tell me if it would be possible to get them stuffed?"
So the taxidermist looks in the first box, then he looks in the second box, then he turns to the guy and says "Yes sir I think we could do something really nice here. Would you like them mounted?"
"Naa" says the guy "Just holding hands would be fine"
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