A zookeeper drives to the airport to pick up a group of penguins that are coming to live at the zoo. Midway through the drive back, though, the van breaks down. The zookeeper calls AAA, who says that they'll be out to help in a couple of hours.
After a few minutes, a man passing in his car stops to ask if he can help.
"Actually, yes!" says the zookeeper. "I'm going to be stuck here for a few hours while I wait for help. If you could take these penguins to the zoo for me, I'd be so grateful."
The man agrees, and the two of them bundle the penguins into his car.
"Thank you so much!" says the zookeeper, and hands the man a $20 for his trouble. The man drives off, and the zookeeper sits down to wait. Two hours later, he's surprised to see the man return, still with all the penguins in the car.
"What happened?" he asks. "I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"
"I did!" says the man. "And they had a terrific time. But now they want to go to the movies, and I need some more money."
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