Drunk...
A drunk lurches out of a pub at lunchtime.
Af...
Car Jokes
A drunk is walking around downtown...
When he walks up to a cop to complain that his ...
What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year.
Automated robot car
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car t...
Senior Driver
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was...
What happens when you drive an expensive German luxury car into a tree
Your Mercedes Bends
Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeder...
Which car will you get in heaven?
Three guys are standing in heaven, their names ...
A man arrives in heaven.
He's met at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who ...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?
Rex
(made this one up myself!)
A fancy sports car gets pulled over by a cop
-You've exceeded the speed limit by driving 75 ...
How many jews fit in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 1000 in the a...
What is courage??
COURAGE?
What is the meaning of courage?
Is i...
Old guy bought a new car
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette c...
Mexican joke
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos
Diamond is the strongest metal known to man.
Due to extensive research done by the Universit...
I was in Florida recently to visit a good friend...
and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that r...
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for ...
THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy!
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the...
The president was being driven to an important meeting that he was running late for...
When he tells his chauffeur that he needs to go...
Carnation Milk
65 Years Ago.
This is PRICELESS ............
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When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather
Not screaming, like the people in his car
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look! I'm changing!